Wednesday, April 29, 2009

hackin it

so i used to work for this small company which sold healthcare equipment, everything from tea to advanced expensive machines for measuring a fetal heartbeat.

the woman i worked for was kinda insane and really mean. she made people cry on a daily routine and ended up firing me on new years eve.

i still have the password to her website (i mostly did graphic design for the company website while i worked there) and i just went on to see if it still works, almost a year and a half later.

i uploaded a picture of an old hobo giving the finger while smoking a cigar as one of the front pages to her website, but then removed it....cause she is the sort of lady who would spend lots of money trying to track where it came from in order to get me punished.

next time i am at a computer that cannot be traced back to me i will definitely be returning to her site.

Monday, April 13, 2009

blazers

i just watched the portland trailblazers play some other team and they killed the other team. it was pretty fun to hangout at a nearby place and watch the game with my brother and drink some beer. the beer was some weird kind i have never had and it was only 1 dollar a glass which seems like a good deal. cheaper than soda at most restaurants.

the last few weeks have been totally uneventful but truly divinely perfect. i wake up whenever i want, make delicious food all day long and eat it, hang out with the sexiest lady i have ever known and make love all the time. we just sit around playing games (pente, chess, boggle, mario kart, tetris, risk, jamb) and eating and sleeping and having a wonderful life. this is what its supposed to be. i am not meant to have a job and work 40 hours a week. life is perfect and will remain so for at least another couple months.

im very happy now. i love my life :)